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sorryforpartybarackin:

vriska-serkitty:

sorryforpartybarackin:

shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself

did u just censor e in the word heck

You’re d*mn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

gundumbass:

do you ever hear people talk shit about someone you like but you’re too much of a weenie to go and confront them so you just kind of

(Source: zabuza)