drunktrophywife:

weloveshortvideos:

Jet Pack Fail on Live TV!

This is honestly a classic

(Source: stilinskis)

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

calliedope:

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius

  • ed: it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
  • ed: when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
  • ed: i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
  • ed: you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
  • ed: THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR
familyfriendlycryingpoems:

sinniferificus:

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

okay but why do you have to include that picture in the top left corner like “Oh don’t worry I’m sort of pretty/normal most of the time but look at how funny and ironic and COMFORTABLE I MUST BE WITH MYSELF LOLOLOL BUT SRSLY I PROMISE I DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS” commit yourself bruh bruh COMMIT

i had no choice my school formats the yearbook so that ur senior portrait is on the corner of ur senior page
go back to ur psych 101 class 

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

sinniferificus:

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

okay but why do you have to include that picture in the top left corner like “Oh don’t worry I’m sort of pretty/normal most of the time but look at how funny and ironic and COMFORTABLE I MUST BE WITH MYSELF LOLOLOL BUT SRSLY I PROMISE I DON’T LOOK LIKE THIS”

commit yourself bruh bruh COMMIT

i had no choice my school formats the yearbook so that ur senior portrait is on the corner of ur senior page

go back to ur psych 101 class 

punkmarauder:

12thdoctorr:

scarheadcanons:

ϟ 95) When Teddy was an infant, his hair turned color to match that of the person he wanted to hold him. This worked well when he wanted his godfather, which was often, but it became incredibly confusing when he sought a Weasley. There were many hasty rounds of pass-the-baby-because-dear-god-stop-the-crying.

What about when his hair turned pink and they could do nothing about it :’(

what have you done